Now, see, this is why I don't watch cable news. Just fifteen damn minutes and I'm going to spend all day wondering what's up with Jerry Nadler's eyebrow.

Will I manage to hold off from getting into this jar of pickled peaches? I looooooooove pickled peaches.

Don't eat the romaine lettuce y'all! I don't want you to have a literally crappy Thanksgiving. cdc.gov/ecoli/2018/o157h7-11-1

Every time you try to lie, the world realigns, and suddenly it's true.
#writingprompts #writing

Shout to all my friends wandering over to Twitter and Mastodon while Facebook is down.

I am all nerves. It's like the night before Christmas only you're not sure if the presents are fluffy kittens or ebola-carrying hell mutants.

2019 will bring you the first three words you see 

@julia The second word I saw was "louse" and now I'm hiding under the desk.

Anyone else seen YouTube editing comments the instant they're posted? Weird video. youtube.com/watch?v=ptiWBrd9Yb

don't worry
be grumpy

keep calm
and
grump on

when in doubt,
grump

Just think if Google had taken all the resources it put into Google+ and put them somewhere else -- even a fraction of them somewhere else -- like, say, GOOGLE READER.

@ksonney They keep following me into the car. I AM NOT GIVING YOU A RIDE YOU LITTLE BLOOD-SUCKING BASTARDS THIS IS NOT MOSQUITO LYFT.

Tea with turmeric in it sounds like it would be disgusting, but it's really good.

So 50 million accounts breached on Facebook? HIIIIII, MASTODON!

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